I Love Lamp

Do you actually love lamps or are you just saying that??

Neil Diamond

Neil Diamond is great. Name an artist, current or from the past. Neil is better. He's that good.

If you know everything about women, why are you alone on a saturday night? Simple.
By choice, man.

Do you tend to talk like a truck driver, a sailor, or a cop from NYPD Blue? Here's a solution that doesn't require you to change.

People everywhere need to take a step back and relax. Remind them. And if their name is Francis, it doubles as a ZING!!

...It's how go you far.
Trust us. It's very philosophical.

You're always right.
And everyone else...

Those old bones just don't work the way they used to. Its okay. Here's a built in excuse to avoid anything strenuous.

It's not a saying?
Well, it should be.